''You're really just 16, aren't you?''

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Yes, what's your fucking point? I'm 16, so what? Why does age have to be such a fucking insult to someone. To me, it's not. Kids my age normally say ''yeah! I'm 16 and 5 months.'' Shut the fuck up. You're 16. You don't have to be so goddamn specific. 5 months isn't really a difference. I'm not ashamed of my age. I'm 16. My dad keeps saying I'm 17 'cause I'll be 17 in about a month, but you know what? No. I'm still 16. I'm not going to rush my life or age just so I can make others think I'm mature.

You're 16! You're still a baby. - 19 year old

Fuck you. You have no right to talk. You aren't even legal to drink yet. That doesn't validate maturity, but still. She really has no excuse just because she's 3 years older than me. Oh, and you're more immature than me. You barely have any general knowledge.

There are people who are in their 30's, 40's, you name it...that are more immature than me. Just because when you're 16 and it's more common to be a stupid, immature, swag loving brat doesn't mean that's what all 16 year old kids are like. Yeah, I'm a kid, but don't belittle me just because I'm 16. If I didn't give out my age on here people would assume I'm 20 or some shit.

I love being rude, I love being vulgar, and I love ranting. Bite me. Doesn't make me immature at all. I'm formal when I have to be. I go to court when I have to. I pay off what I owe. I keep promises and tell no lies. (unless I gotta save my ass) but you get it, right?

I'm 16 and I'm not even one bit ashamed of it.

If you're under 27, you have no room to talk either. A human's brain isn't fully developed until you're 27. So stop acting all ''mature tough shit'' because of your age, because it's not working. It just makes you look fucking stupid when you have to pick at my age and have nothing else to bring to the table.

Oh, and so fucking what if I like to goof around in journals or crack jokes? I have to be a boring little shit to be mature? No. I'm not afraid of your pitiful insults or opinions of me. You can all shove it.

I even know a 14 year old that is way more mature than that stupid 19 year old that called me a baby. Hell, I used to know a couple of idiots who were in their 20's, and they were obnoxious as fuck. Screaming everywhere and just full blown obnoxious.

If you met me in person I'd have a really chill attitude, crack some wise as jokes, and maybe even offer you a beer if I had one. Then we can watch Darkplace or maybe even American Dad, then go out for some pizza. Then we can listen to metal and head bang. That's only if I'm fond of you. That's called having fun.

Wanna know what immature is? Typing like a fucking retard without intention, thinking The Big Bang Theory (show) is funny, wearing angry bird shirts, wearing meme memorabilia, posting dumb pictures that not even a 5 year old will think is funny (LOL FAIL! *picture of guy with shovel slammed to his face) screaming in public, screaming when you see a famous person, being really loud and stupid at the movies or at restaurants, writing a song about Jessie Slaughter to ''get back at her'', anything that BOTDF does and so on.

Morons.

Also, Holy Moses is an awesome band! Check out their ''Finished with the dogs'' album!
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Silvereye12's avatar
Ah, where to start.
1) You have no right to talk. You aren't even legal to drink yet. That doesn't validate maturity, but still. She really has no excuse just because she's 3 years older than me. Oh, and you're more immature than me. You barely have any general knowledge. It seems that the immature one is the one who decided to react as a child to a simple comment. Also, according to the profile, she's 20. "She" may have no right to talk, but neither do you.

2) There are people who are in their 30's, 40's, you name it...that are more immature than me. While that may be true, I'd wager they're a minority. Based on your writing style alone, basically examining your vocabulary and the syntax you use in your sentence structure, it's fairly easy to tell that you're at an early stage in your development as an adolescent.

3)If you're under 27, you have no room to talk either. A human's brain isn't fully developed until you're 27. Wrong. The female brain finished developing at 21, the male brain at 24. These also aren't definite as each persons physiology is different as is the rate that they develop at.

4)and maybe even offer you a beer if I had one. You're 16. Do I need to go on?

5)Wanna know what immature is? Let's stop there and say that immature is judging people for what they like and what they choose to wear. It's making rash decisions and over reacting to something that happened on the internet. There will be a say when you might actually be as mature as you profess to be here and when it comes, you will look back on everything you did as a teenager and you will be so embarrassed that you'll wish it never happened. Been there, done that.